Tech-savvy Cowpokes T-Shirts

A cowboy sheriff in the old west brings in a bounty to a bounty price scanner.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Sick Rancher Humor

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

A Grazing Shark

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"He's a quick learner."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Something to do with algorithms."

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."