Tech-savvy Couple T-Shirts

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Did you just text me to tell me we don't talk anymore?'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Internet baby adoption.

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'Looks like the drone you bought the wife, thinks you've had enough.'

'You may now update your profiles.'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"I'm glad we had this talk about our problems!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

'...and a few email messages from friends and relatives...'

"We could save a lot if we move the wedding to the front yard and document it with the doorbell camera."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"It was a double ring ceremony. Both our phones rang."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"What's happened to us, when we first met we just clicked, now it's drag, pinch, swipe..."

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

'iDO.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

'But we can't afford counseling. Can't we just have our marriage defragged?'

'First we have to decide, Randy -- Will we be a PC family or a Macintosh family?'

'Of course we have a communication problem, that last LOL was ironic.'

"I'll just pull up the wedding ceremony app...."

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"We shouldn't fight in front of the smart appliances."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."