Tech-connected Couple T-Shirts

Wedding Tweets

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Today's love

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Zoom Wedding

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Virtual Beach

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"So when do we go online?"

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'