Tech-savvy Wedded Bliss T-Shirts

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Today's love

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Virtual Beach

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Zoom Wedding

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Young Love'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."