Digital Cowpoke Gifts

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Zoom Rodeos

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Western Philosophy

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'Hello Shitty.'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

'He's a Tex'an.'

Cow Boy

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

OK Corral.