Digital Cowpoke Gifts

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Zoom Rodeos

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Western Philosophy

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

"The buck stops here. You called?"

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

Cow Boy

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

'He's a Tex'an.'

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

'Hello Shitty.'

OK Corral.