Nuclear Cowpoke Gifts

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Grazing Shark

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

Western Philosophy

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

Cow Boy

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'Hello Shitty.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

OK Corral.

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"