Buccaneer Pillows

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

Pirate: 'No No No,you BLITHERING Dunderheads! We do that AT Sea!!'

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

"How many letters can you read?"

"Oui, je suis Francaise. . . How did you know?"

Pirate

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Corporate pirate.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Financial Pirates

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Pirate King

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Pirate

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Pirate King

Pirate Radio

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'He's murder on the high C's.'

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

Practical pirate.

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

Swedish Pirate Party.