Buccaneer Pillows

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

Pirate: 'No No No,you BLITHERING Dunderheads! We do that AT Sea!!'

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

"How many letters can you read?"

"Oui, je suis Francaise. . . How did you know?"

Pirate

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Corporate pirate.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Financial Pirates

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Pirate King

Pirate

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

Pirate Radio

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

Pirate King

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'He's murder on the high C's.'

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

Practical pirate.

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

'I'm Sorry.'

"All in favor say aye-aye."

Swedish Pirate Party.

Illegal electronic commerce