Curly-haired Buddy Gifts

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

Late night teddy reading

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

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Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Cat and Dog Fights.

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Puppy and Kitten.

Work out buddies.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

PERM vs FREELANCE

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"