Curly Hair Enthusiasts Gifts

Sheep In Curlers

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

A perm for a woman and her dog.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

The wool club for mammoths.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Is there room for me?"

PERM vs FREELANCE

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

I love my hair straighteners.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"Naturally curly hair."

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

'I'll take the number 7.'

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

Cool comb over dude!

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'