Curly Hair Gifts

Curling your hair for no reason

Frizzy hair

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Sheep In Curlers

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Olympics create interest in curling.

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Curling Rocks!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"It's been a rainy winter."

Where Mom used to take you.

PERM vs FREELANCE

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

I love my hair straighteners.

"Naturally curly hair."

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Christmas Curling

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

101 uses of a dead cat: curling

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board