Curly Tail Enthusiasts Gifts

Returns: Curling Iron.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

Olympics create interest in curling.

A perm for a woman and her dog.

'What's your poison?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

PERM vs FREELANCE

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

I love my hair straighteners.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

Squirrel Salon

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Family Curling Habits

"Naturally curly hair."

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Christmas Curling

101 uses of a dead cat: curling

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Bishop using curling irons on his staff.

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

A woman with her dog and cat.

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'

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