Curling Enthusiast Gifts

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Looks like Bob's been watching the Winter Olympics again."

'For your horrendous crime, I sentence you to six-months of watching curling.'

Christmas Curling

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Family Curling Habits

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Curling your hair for no reason

Hairstyles

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Olympics create interest in curling.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

GURLERS

Curling Rocks!

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

101 uses of a dead cat: curling

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

Center for psychokinetic research.

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

Bishop using curling irons on his staff.

Curling & curling while curling.

Captain Curling Iron.

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.