Curlers Enthusiast Gifts

And then there are the pets that look like their owners.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Hairstyles

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Olympics create interest in curling.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

GURLERS

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Curling Rocks!

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."