Curlers Enthusiast Gifts

And then there are the pets that look like their owners.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Hairstyles

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Olympics create interest in curling.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

GURLERS

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Curling Rocks!

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."