Curling Aficionado Gifts

Witches play at curling.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Curling your hair for no reason

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Happy now?'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Hairstyles

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Olympics create interest in curling.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

GURLERS

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Joe Hundredaire

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Low Noon.

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"