Curling Fanatic Gifts

Olympics create interest in curling.

101 uses of a dead cat: curling

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Hairstyles

Woman Curls Her Dog.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

GURLERS

Curling Rocks!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

PERM vs FREELANCE

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"It's been a rainy winter."

Family Curling Habits

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Flying carpets.

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Christmas Curling

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

Curling & curling while curling.

Captain Curling Iron.

Bishop using curling irons on his staff.

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Highlights of the week!

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'