Curling Iron Aficionado Gifts

CAPTAIN CURLING IRON. BW

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Hello?"

Hairstyles

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Olympics create interest in curling.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

GURLERS

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Long suffering cricket wife

Curling Rocks!

"Iron Man Competition"

Woman tangled up ironing

Pressing Problem

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"It's been a rainy winter."