Curling Iron Aficionado Gifts

CAPTAIN CURLING IRON. BW

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Ironing day.

Curling your hair for no reason

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Hairstyles

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Hello?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

GURLERS

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Iron Man Competition"

Woman tangled up ironing

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Curling Rocks!

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Pressing Problem

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Long suffering cricket wife

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'