Coat And Tails Enthusiast Gifts

A woman with her dog and cat.

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The Mouse Princess

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Dog lover

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Cat with Nine Still Lives