Cotktail Aficionado Gifts

'What's your poison?'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Turtle nude painting.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Turtle

"As seen on TikTok...."

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

A man gesturing at the moon

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

Contingency plan for when Netflix is down...

Couple is watching tv on a cell phone instead of a large screen.

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

"Babe, I'm tired of staying in and watching Netflix every night. How much is Hulu?"