Ponytail Enthusiast Gifts

"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"

Skipping Horse

"Pick me!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

Riding School Chaos

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"