Ponytail Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"

Skipping Horse

"Pick me!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The Runaway Horse

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Love Conquers All

Riding School Chaos

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's already getting attached to you."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Pony Rides