Ponytail Perfectionist T-Shirts

Cat & Pony Show

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'You've got the right hair!'

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

'The Questioner'

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Dating an English Major

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Ironing Punctuation

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Job Interview Gone Bad.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'I can't take all the credit... I used spell-check.'

"Well, this might explain all of the recent punctuation errors."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.