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'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"You've already been for a walk."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"That's just not the real me."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Squeal like a pig!

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'