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'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"That's just not the real me."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Headshot of perky dog.

Squeal like a pig!

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."