Coat And Tails Enthusiast T-Shirts

A woman with her dog and cat.

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Cat box"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cats on Board.

Dog lover

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."