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'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I finally caught you... now what?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"And here are today's categories...."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

Lowbrow Lolita

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Fight against theft of endangered species

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Orienteering 101

'He was only ninety three.'

Turtle Eviction

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'