Tech And Tails Lover T-Shirts

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bring out yer books!'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

The Selfie

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Giraffe Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Moon Lander

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Current location

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A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.