Curly Hair Enthusiasts Pillows

Sheep In Curlers

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

A perm for a woman and her dog.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

The wool club for mammoths.

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"Is there room for me?"

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

I love my hair straighteners.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Naturally curly hair."

'I'll take the number 7.'

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

Cool comb over dude!

Friendly sports arguments with barbers.

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'