Curly Hair Advocate Pillows

Frizzy hair

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Hair Salon.

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"This is all my own hair."

'Is that a wig?'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

The haircut is invented