Curly Hair Enthusiast Pillows

'I can't do a thing with it either!'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"I love your hair - just not on your head."

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.'

PERM vs FREELANCE

Love at First Sight

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

"Nice haircut."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two men in barber shop

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Young Elvis

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."