Curly Hair Lover Pillows

I love my hair straighteners.

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

Bad hair day!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

The wool club for mammoths.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

PERM vs FREELANCE

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"Naturally curly hair."

"Could you come back tomorrow Luv. I'm having a bad hair day"

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

Rainbow. A hairdresser gives a client a very colourful hairstyle.

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.'

Returns: Curling Iron.

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

"I just love what you've done with your hair."

"I love your hair - just not on your head."

'Hey your hair is on backwards!'

'Rapunzel! Why did you have to get an afro?'

"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."

Curlers on dog.

Medusa watching TV ad: 'This major breakthrough in haircare technology actually detangles troublesome locks.'