Curly Hair Club Pillows

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

After party at the spill club.

Niche Extracurriculars

Club insecurity.

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Pole Vaulting Club

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

I love my hair straighteners.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"Naturally curly hair."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Birthday party

'The Garrett Club'

"There's no business like show business. . ."

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

'We play in the cat protection league.'

'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.'

Maude finds an embarrassing ladder in her tights.

The Stand-about society.

Please do not feed the lounge lizards.

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"