Curly Hair Club Pillows

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Niche Extracurriculars

After party at the spill club.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Club insecurity.

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Pole Vaulting Club

PERM vs FREELANCE

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

I love my hair straighteners.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Red Hat Society.

"Naturally curly hair."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

Birthday party

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'The Garrett Club'

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

"There's no business like show business. . ."

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.'

'We play in the cat protection league.'

Maude finds an embarrassing ladder in her tights.

Please do not feed the lounge lizards.

Returns: Curling Iron.