Curly Companions Gifts

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Love is Love

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

I love my hair straighteners.

"Naturally curly hair."

I'm beginning to think that my wit and Erudition is wasted on you

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"No-one nit picks like you..."

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

In the Final Analysis

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."