Curly Companions Mugs

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

Love is Love

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

PERM vs FREELANCE

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

I love my hair straighteners.

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"Naturally curly hair."

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

I'm beginning to think that my wit and Erudition is wasted on you

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

Ask Sadie. I'm anxious to have a companion. When will this happen? -Ron from Chicago. *Actual reader questions. Ron, what a coincidence. I am also looking for a companion. Do you give foot rubs, clean the house, do what you're told and keep your frisky hands to yourself?! Your search is over, sweetie bear. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."