Bruin Buddy Gifts

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"Is it that bad?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bike Rides

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Will I lose my hare?"

Lasso

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'