Bunny Buddy Gifts

"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

'I'm usually a basket case at this time of year...'

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Can't we run a little and just pretend I'm chasing you?'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'All right. You can hop down.'

'I look but all I can find is seasonal work.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Julie, I just love what you did with your hare."

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

"Good, you haven't moved! I have the wire-cutters!"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

You're getting to be a rabbit with me.

'Of course, there would've been no coach if some little rabbit had done his job when the pumpkin was a tender sprout.'

'I strongly believe in astrology. My star sign is lion and yours is...ummmh...breakfast!

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Carrot Throwing Act

it'll never last

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I'd love to go but it's my weekend to have the kids."

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!

"I don't know, Easter time always makes me a bit nervous."

One plus one equals TWO??? Boy! Tell that to my pet rabbits!

'This is for you - your garden is so great this year we voted you an honorary rabbit!'