Buggy Buddy Gifts

I brake for worms

"Do me next."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bird Torture.

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'You reek of crackers.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'Where are you going?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."