Buggy Buddy Gifts

I brake for worms

"Do me next."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

Bird Torture.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I think he's lonely.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'You reek of crackers.'

'Where are you going?'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."