Buggy Riding Gifts

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Skipping Horse

Butterflies

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'You reek of crackers.'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'Where are you going?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

The Loneliness of Power

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'I just can't shake the feeling that there's a bigger world out there somewhere.'

Horse accidents

"I'm a plant worker."

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Parents compare buggies

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

Cat Bug

Grump Horse and Rider

I brake for worms

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

"We are petitioning for the support of pesticide-free organic farming: we already have over five hundred billion signatures! Wanna join in?"

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'I'm sorry sweetie, this just isn't working... you've changed!'

Horse Riding Trophy