Buggy Pusher Gifts

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

Cats and gardens.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

Early Tech Support

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Depressing Company Departments.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Bicycle Sidecar.