Buggy Racer Gifts

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Butterflies

Child driving a toy car

"Tour de Frank"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Where are you going?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

Cat Bug

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"I'm a plant worker."

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

Bumper Car UFO.

Canoes

The rally driver's breakfast

"We are petitioning for the support of pesticide-free organic farming: we already have over five hundred billion signatures! Wanna join in?"

I brake for worms

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

'I'm sorry sweetie, this just isn't working... you've changed!'

'Oh no! It looks like we have humans! You know that once they move in, you can never get rid of them!'

'Well, there's nothing wrong with you: Most of us suffer from arachnophobia...'