Microbial Racer Gifts

"Tour de Frank"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Child driving a toy car

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Tractor Racing

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Asexual harassment.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Bradley Wiggins

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'Think Basics.'

'I believe you were first.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Germ Home

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Combating Zika

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

Runner with a kick-starter.

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

Formula One kids road rage

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

Jump Stop

Enjoying The Garden.

"This next piece is also allegro."