Mini Racer Gifts

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Child driving a toy car

Pony Rides

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Snail Racing

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Road Buddies

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Petrol vs electric car

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

Formula One kids road rage

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Rallying meets the environmental challenge

"That's where we are right now."

Red car

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

America needs smaller cars.