Bacterial Sprinter Gifts

"Tour de Frank"

City Marathon.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Professional man hurdling

"Ever killed a man?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Heat and Food Poisoning

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

The Bacteria Bowl

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

'Spinout!'

Runners have a pay toll.

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

Bio-Lab. I just discovered a bacteria that wipes out all the other bacteria. "The Germinator."

'I can't find my keys!'

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'