Vegetable Pusher Gifts

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Cats and gardens.

Touring Cyclist

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Bureau of the Damned

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Depressing Company Departments.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Bureaucraze...

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.