Petal Pusher Gifts

Flower power.

Flower Seller

Cats and gardens.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Touring Cyclist

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Knight in shining Lycra!

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Depressing Company Departments.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'