Baby Buggy Enthusiast Gifts

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Doubledecker bus stop

Giving Birth

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

Baby Carriers

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

"My owners aren't baby talking to me anymore. I'm going to be replaced by a real baby!"

Bob hated baby talk.

New Dad.

Super Baby

'A work in Progress.'