Wagon Enthusiast Gifts

'We lose three hours on this trip. Suppose we'll suffer from wagon lag?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'There's a guy outside with a VW who's short a coupla clowns...'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"I hate crowded parks!"

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

Deadheads searching for a new band!

Caravan holiday

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield