Wagon Aficionado Gifts

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Route 666

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Smile

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."