Wagon Train Enthusiast Gifts

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

S**t Creek Halt

Switchback Playground.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

"I think we're losing 'em."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express