Wagon Wanderer Gifts

Deadheads searching for a new band!

'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'You lifted your head.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Desert Island Mishap

Coronavirus world

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."