Wagon Train Gifts

'We lose three hours on this trip. Suppose we'll suffer from wagon lag?'

Carefree luggage.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Well did he?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Run from the hills!

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Sushi Train Set.

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Good boy

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"