Wagon Train Pillows

'We lose three hours on this trip. Suppose we'll suffer from wagon lag?'

Carefree luggage.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Well did he?"

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

The next fast train has gone.

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Good boy

Run from the hills!

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Sushi Train Set.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Trainset